Is nothing sacred?
I grew up taking pride in playing as Toad in Mario Kart and now this trash day has invalidated my entire upbringing.
— Kevin Nguyen (@knguyen) September 18, 2018
Toad has long been an ideal selection in Mario Kart since he’s both adorable and speedy as hell. Do not despair, though.
We’ve compiled a brief collection of suitable replacement characters to choose from if the phallic imagery Toad now inspires has you questioning your Mario Kart-playing experience/entire childhood. (To be clear, this isn’t a boycott of Toad. It’s an exercise in self-care.)
— Nintendo Life (@nintendolife) September 18, 2018